Mario got caught with his pants down today. By li'l one.
Before I go any further, let me make it clear that she didn’t see anything of importance – although she tried to…
He had just finished his shower and had come out in his towel. Since li'l one was talking to me in the TV room, he didn’t bother to lock the bedroom door while he changed. I was facing the bedroom, while li'l one had her back to the bedroom door, so we both assumed she was unaware of the fact that he had come out of the bathroom.
I don’t know how she realized Mario was out, but as soon as my ‘conversation’ with li'l one was over, I turned back to the TV and she ran straight into the bedroom. Talk about being alert!! She probably heard the bathroom door open. I didn’t know what was happening until I heard Mario’s frantic cries for help.
So I went into the bedroom and there I saw Mario backed up against the wall covering himself with his shorts with li'l one bending down in front of him trying to look under the shorts.
She turned to me and said, "Wanna see daddy bum."
Trying to keep a straight face, I picked her up and started to walk out. I tried to distract her with the TV show that was on, but before we were out of the bedroom, she turned around and asked Mario, "Daddy, wanna see bum. Why feeling shy?"
Now, every time she catches Mario ducking into one of the rooms to change, she says, "Daddy, don’t feel shy!"